Friday, March 6, 2009

WHAT THE F*$^?!?!?!?!

Ok, EVERYONE who reads me knows that I have a passel of rotten spawn. 3 are mine with my Hubby, 2 of them are HIS with the BITCH! Hubby and I have a pretty healthy, active sex life. We actually DO like each other even after 13 yrs of togetherness.
OUR 3 children know that when the bedroom door is closed and the music is on loud enough...lets just say loud enough, DO NOT KNOCK ON THE DOOR FOR ANYTHING!!!
HIS 18 yr old decided to KNOCK on the fucking door at the MOMENT! OMFG!!!!
Was he bleeding? NOPE!
Well, was it an EMERGENCY? Apparently so!
He needed a piece of paper signed...he interrupted MY 'mommy & daddy time' for a FUCKING piece of paper?!?!?!?!
TEENAGERS!!! My spawn may not make it to their teenage years!
Stoopid fucking teenagers! Can't live with them and apparently its against the law to physically hurt them!


Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

ugh! I know... though in my case its a 1 year old who wants his bottle (still!) in the middle of the night!

Mandy said...

giggle . . .ours have learned early on as well!! Stay away from the closed doors!! You may hear something you don't want to hear!!

Belle said...

I have no idea what you are talking about.
What do you mean the door is locked and the music is on loud?
What are you two doing in there?

Vodka Mom said...

holy shit!! That has happened to us so many times.

Ha!!! Tell them what you are doing. THAT'LL keep them away!!!

Maelstrom said...

Bell... you know... like when Groucho treats you to some adult stress relief.