Mother of the Year, Here I Come!!!

I asked Hubs if I could blog about what happened at our house last night, he said yes as long as I clarify something. Hubs and I BOTH watch porn, its interesting to me. I enjoy when Hubs comes up with different ways for us to have sex, our sex life is AWESOME!!!! We've been together for almost 15 years, so I think that its cool that we still actually like each other enough to enjoy ourselves....

Girl Child gets my cell phone in the evenings to chat with her friends and such. She needed to ask me something last night and knocked on my door. I was playing Free Cell on the computer and didn't think anything about her just coming in, so I said, "Come in!" When she opened the door, she screamed and said, "Turn the computer around!!!"

When I looked at the screen I was M-O-R-T-I-F-I-E-D to find that the PORN was still on the screen!!! Daddy was in the bathroom and said, "You see where I am, don't ya Girl Child. that stuff on the computer is your MOM'S" That was SO not true! She asked me why i was watching something so gross and that she couldn't BELIEVE I'd do something like that! But it was DADDY that was watching it! How did I get blamed for it?!?!?!
THEN Middle Child screamed from the kids bathroom, comes running into my room and says, "You HAVE to come kill this for me"
I walk into the bathroom and THIS is what I have to kill:

Its a FUCKING spider!!! A SPIDER!!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!! Girl Child says, without missing a beat,
"THIS is your punishment for scaring me for the rest of my life! I CAN NOT B-E-L-I-E-V-E my mom watches porn, THEN blames it on my dad!!!"

So ladies and gentlemen, the moral of this story: If your spouse watches porn and you wanna play Free Cell and NOT scar your children for life...minimize the porn.