Open Letter To The South...

Dear Fellow Southerners,

Whatever you did to piss Mother Nature off, please apologize! I live in Florida...its supposed to be the Sunshine State...it is now the Frostbitten State. It was 16 degrees here Tuesday, wanna know the temp in Maine on the same day? 29!!! It was freaking COLDER here in FLORIDA than MAINE!!! Bangor, Maine (Hello, Stephen King!!! I Love your books! Except IT - did you know Clowns are EVIL?!?!? Just Sayin'...) was warmer than Tallahassee, FLORIDA!!!

Thank You,
Freezin My Ass Off